Do you still have your period?
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
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If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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