Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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