Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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