sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
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I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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