Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
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You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
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Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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