I like to think it a success when the cops are called
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
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yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
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About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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