508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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