At least make sure they are 18
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I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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