She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
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just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
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I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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