Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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