He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I am naked and annoyed.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
wow bdsm is so cute
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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