ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
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would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
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I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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