Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
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Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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