is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
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I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
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I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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