I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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