you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
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He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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