i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
