You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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