yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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