I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
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If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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