He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
