Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
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dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
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The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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