we have pet lesbian snakes
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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