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was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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