Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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