what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Randomize
