Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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