His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I have aggressive nipples.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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