So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
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I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
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Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night