I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
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Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
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and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.