Walk of Shame. In a state park.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
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The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
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My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it