At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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