i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
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I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
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You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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