i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
