omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
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I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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