no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
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He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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