Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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