Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
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Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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