I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
These 23 People Had Crazy Sex With Complete Strangers
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
23 Medical Examiners Reveal The Most Disturbing Causes Of Death They’ve Seen
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick