Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
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man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
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styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
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