Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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