Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
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You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
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Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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