After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
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i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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