So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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