Having a random hookup so left but love u
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Congratulations! We have a period
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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