So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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