with your own penis?
im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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