She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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