If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
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he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
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okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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