Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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