Buhtt sex?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Randomize
