Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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