can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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