I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
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If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
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I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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