Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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