I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
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Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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