It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
