im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I stole a fireplace last night.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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